Who's who in the zoo?
We get that to you we're just some names on traffic or a random website your Team Leader told you to buy swag from. But Since we know your names, you may as well know ours.

Justin Lessard, Art Director
You know how you have a really good idea, and you make the most radical sketch of that idea, except it's 2am and the bar napkin is already soaked? The next day it looks like it's just scribbles and was crumpled up in your pocket (because it was). Justin has the supernatural ability to actually make that art he makes at the bar look really good, but to also make your idea look really really good.
When he's not doing HorseDuck he's wandering the wetlands of Florida and raising two righteous little girls.

Jon Swedborg, Chief of Operations
Why is Jon the guy who makes it all make sense? The man led 3 separate companies in THE 82nd ABN DIV and never got fired from one!
In his post-service life he's preparing to take the NC State Bar Exam. For clarity, he is not yet a lawyer and we aggressively berate him in the group chat any time he gets too lawyery.

Christian Nooney, Good Idea Fairy
Christian holds a BS from SNHU in Business Administration and has willingly read a couple of books about a few different things. He's currently preparing for retirement from Active Duty (his BDE legal is tracking his involvement with HorseDuck).
In his free time you can find him riding the back 40 at Fort Moore or wrangling life with two school aged girls that have a busier SRTC than most ABN units.